March 2012
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“The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that...”
– Stanley Kubrick (via absurdreasoning)
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My Mom: What are you even getting?
Me: Toothpaste, a tooth brush, mouth wash, dental floss.
My Mom: And you expect me to pay for all of that?
Me: I’m sorry my extravagant interest in oral hygiene is such an expense to you.
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“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green
*seeing people beg for money
my dad: we should do that
me: I’m too pretty to be begging for money
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I have an iphone now and I’m so afraid to touch it. I don’t think I’ve ever had something so nice before.
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“Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?”
– Sigmund Freud
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There are two things that really piss me off.
overly religious people
and people who don’t shut the door when they leave.
Justin Beiber is the less hot version of Ellen DeGeneres.
